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June 21, 2011 5:37 am

5:37 AM

Life as a nightshifter vampire

Sleeping in the daytime:

  • Leaf-blowers, helicopters, and garbage trucks = sleep enemies.
  • Blackout curtains, a good fan, and A/C = sleep friends.
  • Audiobooks>Ambien. Eyes are closed, daytime noise and distracting thoughts are drowned out. Currently listening to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.  

Staying awake at night:

  • Coffee does NOTHING.
  • Super cold fruit works wonders.
  • Nightly dilemma—do I use my lunch break to eat or take a nap?

Lifestyle changes:

  • There is no such thing as breakfast, lunch, and dinner…only meal 1, 2, and 3.
  • Hunting for places that are open late/24hrs is a regular activity.
  • Doing laundry and vacuuming must be scheduled.
  • DVR is my only friend when I’m up this late/early:P

The sun is coming up. That’s my cue. Goodnight, world!

  1. aiai said: ambien is my friend.
  2. callmetaps posted this